No, I did not collect these 3,422 stink bugs; older son did. And while they would make a most handy weapon should someone break into the house, they do not reside on the dining room table other than to be photographed. These little creatures are the champion of pesky. I felt one crawling on my chest last night as I was settling in from a middle-of-the night bathroom run. I flicked it off and did get back to sleep, but still ... not when and where I want to deal with a stink bug!
